Tuesday, September 21, 2010

MALE DISCRIMINATION by MEN


Male Discrimination
A few days back, my friend showed me some interesting pictures, amongst which I liked this one the most....
It shows the tendency shifts towards girls, and is actually true....


Some of the status updates compilation of Girls' profiles:
1. Vani : Had a great weekend......
80 likes, 75 comments - view all


2. Swati :Waiting for someone badly...
Ankur  : who ?
Rohan : @ Ankur : Tu chocolate khaa
Reply : u don't know him yaar
(ofcourse she won't answer that here)
40 likes, 35 comments

3.Kirti* : wrote a whole song as the status update
Mitali : Awesome Song...
Deepak : Which movie ??
Sharad : I too like this...
40 likes, 20 comments


4. Smeeha* : I'm so pissed off
Sanam : kyun, kya hua ??
Anubhav : hey what happened yaar
Reply : Nothing  guys
Noor* : why honey ?
Reply :Will call u soon sweety
(Then why post it here ?)
50 comments 
*(no offences)


5. Then some boring line.....Sonia : "Everyday is not a sunday, but a sunday is a sunday
Ravi : Super Like !!
Harveet : Good one yaar ...
15 likes, 10 comments


6. Shweta : Hi...
70 likes, 30 comments


7. Sonam : Excited.....(obviously u wont know d reason y she's excited, if u insist, u'll be ignored)
30 likes, 25 comments




ICING ON THE CAKE
A new picture uploaded by Neha* (no matter how it looks)  - 100 likes , 250 comments
Zubin : hey...really nice
Arjun : u look so pretty....
Ujjwal : thats ur best pic...and so on
Reply : Thanks a lot guys, u really think so ?
*(no offences)

Now, lets take a look at Guys status updates responses:


1.Amilok : Won d district championship...          
Kavita : seriously ??
Harpreet : Sachi paaji ?
Pranit : bas kar yaar, hasi aa rahi hai...
Sikka : Kab, kahan, kaise, kyun ?
8 likes, 6 comments


2. Shubham : Its gud to b back home...
4 likes, 3 comments


3. Abhay : Go Sensex go !!
5 likes

4. Chakshu : Had a great day !
Anchal : kyun, aisa kya kar liya tune ?
3 likes, 5 comments


5. Ashish : Finally, I got a job...
Richa : Sachi bata...I don't believe it
Ankur : Kya keh raha hai yaar, aisa nahi ho sakta
10 likes, 7 comments


6. Sameer is now in a relationship !
Karan : Who's d unlucky guy ?
Shreya : Sameer, tu, ho hi nahi sakta...
Reply : Cumon guys...
1 Like, 6 comments


New picture uplaoded by Varun : (actually looking good)
Mohit : Bas kar yaar, kitna style maarega..
Mansi : what is this , please change kar yaar....
2 likes, 3 comments


Conclusion : In short, girls will always get the best response, irrespective of what they write, and guys bechaare hi rahenge....because we have only ourselves to blame...We  just cant resist the temptation to boost the girls' confidence level !!!


PS : Names are used just to make it more interesting, pls don't take it personally....and if it bothers u, kindly let me know, shall change it.

27 comments:

  1. I don't know if I should be laughing or crying at those status messages and the responses :)

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  2. hey kevin, well its d bitter reality v guys face :(

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  3. Fcuk Dude, great idea...!! Love this! You have inspired me! \m/

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  4. This is awesome or insane yaar..... great going dude

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  5. My first visit here and that was LOL!

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  6. @ abhay :
    thanks yaar, coming from u it surely feels great..

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  7. Mag n Zephyr : thanks, feels nice...
    And thats good inspiration...

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  8. Really Nice........:) :)

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  9. haha Raghav..I'll give 3 reasons :P
    1) we outnumber them :)
    2) we are very expressive
    3) most of us are interested more in fairer sex

    we,I mean we guys

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  10. That's hilarious. Enjoyed every bit of it :)

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  11. haha funny n funky!
    http://blog4info.blogspot.com/

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  12. Hi,

    Good blog here.You got Good idea's.Keep it up

    Reg|Madav

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  13. Hey thanks for d encouragement madav...

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  14. Awesome yaar, I noticed this discrimination too with my account on facebook,
    and please see my blog too and give ur valuable feedbacks :
    http://aniruddh89.wordpress.com

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  15. hey anirudh, checked ur blog, its simply great...
    so wen r u getting commissioned ??

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  16. Commisioned..!! I didn't get it what u are trying to say..??

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  17. Sorry, i confused u wid another anirudh...who's gettn ready to be an army man..

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  18. Hi..!!! Once again Raghav, please visit my facebook page:
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aniruddhs-Blog/121454551242538

    And also if u want to exchange links with me mail me at: aniruddh.tare@gmail.com

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  19. omg!! this is so funny.. must have taken you sometime to find out these status messages and post here. great job.

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  20. For some reason I seem to be seeing the opposite on my FB timeline. Is something wrong with my world!?!

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  21. I feel moer and more prompted to get a girly profile on youtube now to get serious traffic to my blog.
    :)

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